First up, we have a wonderful boa constrictor- serves as a cantaloupe cradle- getup. She is also blue...daboo dee daboo diiiii. The ginger wave of her right hand and her crest white n' bright smile, suggest a certain confidence. A confidence no one who is blending the unique fashion styling of Madonna and Nicki Minaj should possess. The trampy vibe runs rampant with this first look. Don't let the doe eyes fool you.
OR...
She may cut you. Yes, yes. In one fell swoop the blue eyed innocent vibe is smothered by this pic and... bam bam... after years on end of searching, wondering, lamenting, B.I.G and Tupac's killer has been found. Now, she is threatening the world with explosives. F.I.R.E.W.O.R.K.
Before she was the bride of Russell Brand, she was the bride of Frankenstein. Which is more creepy, I do not know. This look speaks for itself. And it does so loud and clear.
Now this is a look that can be taken from day to night in 60 seconds flat. It says Chippendale's meets Texas in a very demure manner. Well done Katy!
Those eyes are are deep pools! Sewer pools, attracting a large green worm. Toilet paper material, barely thurrrrr top does not help the bad feng shui here, pretty lady!
She is stunning! Until underneath her shoulders, where it appears the large black bear that has been missing from the San Diego zoo has gotten a little handsy.
This year... she will be doubling as a figure skater! Heavy on the emphasis of her figure, light on the skating aspect!
Ahhhhhhh, Katy. You're wardrobe keeps us on our toes with yays and woes.
(Note to readers: Katy Perry is a human being and God loves her as much as He does me. All remarks were said in good fun. Love you K-Dawg. But not your music. Or your blue hair.)
