It couldn't be helped. What couldn't be helped? you may ask. Oh little naive grasshopper. The male model google image search is what could not be stopped. What I had set out to see was some smoking hot ethnic men. This is what actually turned up. Complete with commentary:
To start us off we have this sporty number. One does not have to employ too many neurons to come to the following conclusion: "what the hell?" First, one strong kick and this guys will lose is nads. Secondly, his package looks awkward. Innaprop.
Why is this man carrying a bulky, before mechanical-type, dynosaur of a pencil sharpener in his drawers?
Though men still make more money than women (not rightfully so) and hence get a higher cut of the economic goods, I have to make this claim...they should not get the same cut of underwear. LET'S GET SERIOUS. If he has skivvies that merit a 5 o'clock shadow anywhere but his face...the man's wearing panties.